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Krishnanagar Sadar subdivision is an administrative subdivision of Nadia district in the state of West Bengal, India.
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Dytiscus alaskanus, commonly known as the boreal water beetle or Alaskan diving beetle, is a species of predaceous diving beetle in the family Dytiscidae. It is found in North America.
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The Russian Monument at San Stefano was a mausoleum and memorial with a chapel built by the Russian Empire in the village of San Stefano between 1895 and 1898 to honor Russian soldiers who died in the Russo-Turkish War of 1877-1878. In 1914, during World War I, the Ottoman Empire declared Jihad against Russia, and Ismail Enver Pasha ordered the monument's demolition. This event was famously captured on film by Fuat Uzkınay in \"Demolition of the Monument at San Stefano\", the oldest known Turkish-made film.
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